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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 02:35

What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why do people say "tall, dark, and handsome" when they actually mean "tall, white, and handsome"?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Live and Let Die

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

A View to a Kill

Why do the Republican city officials at Springfield Ohio continue to deny that immigrants are eating pets to sabotage the Trump campaign, even though immigrant pet-eating is now widely believed to be true?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Moonraker

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Do you think Japan will have same-sex marriage by 2030?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

In what ways is Bollywood becoming westernized?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Diamonds Are Forever

If you cloned 12 Michael Jordan's and 12 LeBron James' and had Team Jordan vs. James, which team would win the most games?

Octopussy

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

How does the narcissist react when he realizes you no longer care?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why does a lot of the YouTube community support the MGTOW movement?

-J W Pepper

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why do flat earthers think using globetrotter, globetard, and other insults will make the educated arguer fall for the silly flat-earth belief?

You Only Live Twice

-”Ah so!”

From Russia With Love

Why do some of those who believe in a god refuse to consider the possibility they could be wrong?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Dr No

Goldfinger

What would happen if the US government told the British government in no uncertain terms all RAF bases with USAF personnel now must follow the Constitution and us law, and if the UK tried to defy this, the US military would directly attack the UK?